Counterparts || Debris.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via southerngreekgirl)
this is my favorite thing in the entire world i have a deep seeded emotional connection to this
i want to find someone that will love me like this man loves his lizard
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game
so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing
Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier
when bae mad at u
breaking news all asexual people are “weird” or “abnormal” and over 300k ppl agree nice
well? can he????
I wonder what outsiders think when they see this kind of stuff…
DEAN GETS STONED BY A SANDWICH
Ah yes. I remember it well.
Where i left you - Man Overboard
when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like
This gif frustrate me because all three of them can be the hot guy but all three of them can also be me reacting to the hot guy.